Is that Eliza’s mom? Ohhh no you mean Doctor Doolittles sister.

HD’s center isn’t unknown it’s mostly paint. Trust me I go to Home Depot a lot

You got me!

My endgame is entertaining myself on the internet.

Why are you personally taking offense at my criticism of a random strangers poor writing?

You are totes my bestie.

No but I don’t post my feelings on the internet in poem form

I agree with you, but I’d also like to say that your comment should be double-starred for eliciting all the great responses you’re getting.

Love is awesome, isn’t it?

Her heart is killing the Great Barrier Reef

She has a rare terminal condition related to overconsumption of zinc and will die soon?

Australian poetry mate

I’m pretty sure you can find a few Chick Tracts “left behind” in any bus station, bowing ally, or cheap sit-down pizza chain in America.

I was aware of them seeing them around. I can’t remember where.

HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS NUT??!? THIS LOOKS PREPOSTEROUS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TERRIBLE AND AMAZING!!!

My cousin’s second husband was abusing one of her daughters for YEARS and she had no clue. With hindsight, he was also sniffing around my daughter and she and I just thought it was social awkwardness. It’s actually fairly common for people close to a pedophile to not have a clue what they are.

I consider myself a freelance brand ambassador for the combination of bong rips and pots of strong black coffee.

This was my favorite response to Trump’s musings on abortion at the debate;

“Well, according to the rules of Hillary you can take the baby at nine months and you can imagine what you have to do to that baby to get it out,”