True story, I dated a guy who lived down the street from the ice cream truck depot in the West Village. Around 5pm, every summer evening, they all roll out as an adorably coordinated sugar-fueled cheer army. The jingles were always delightful because even though they were loud, they just sound like happiness.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

Have him face off with Corey Graves’ brother, who is working a MAGA gimmick down in Mexico, at Wrestlemania instead of Roman fucking Reigns standing tall for the fourth straight year.

I’ve been making it a point to read and find out more of each of the victims as they are named. I was reading through Martyn Hett’s twitter, a young man who tragically was lost, and he gave me an unexpected laugh this morning:

In before the debate even gets started.

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

She’s not just the greatest female fighter in the UFC, she’s the greatest female fighter in any combat sport, and I think perhaps the single most dominant fight in any sport today.

At least he won’t harm anyone anymore ever again.

Whatever it takes for him to stop hitting women.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

Between Edge’s story about being groped in the shower and Matt Hardy’s story about him and Jeff being harassed endlessly until they agreed to always change in his presence, it sure seems like JBL would be a less hostile man if he just came out of the closet.

It should probably be noted that WWE constantly touts their “Be A Star” anti-bullying campaign. The hypocrisy is glaring but not surprising.

Watching Rachel fucking Maddow, of all people, applaud the airstrikes last night was fucking appalling.

We have to be careful not to allow them to change the narrative and slip into the mainstream,” the crusader warned.

I am virulently against Trump but this is just a really stupid take.

That ugly as shit jumpshots sure not gonna get it done

Not so good to prevent exactly that from happening.

I think the real feat is that he reached the age of 16 surrounded by people who are so callously indifferent to his well-being.

He is a genuinely good kid in a sport that’s filled with some absolute animals.