GIRL GET OUT OF THERE NOW

My favorite definition of “progressive” is “agrees with me on all issues that I consider important to being a progressive”.

Being a progressive means you hate Hillary? That’s news to me. I thought being progressive means fighting for progressive issues, not creating a purity test of which of those issues are necessary to be considered progressive.

I kept telling my boyfriend that shithead Bernie supporters (like himself unfortunately) were going to turn in to Trump supporters once Bernie lost and well...doesn't seem to far off. Then he told me Trump "makes a lot of good points" and I have a hard time looking at him anymore. Haven't been so sad to be right in…

Not surprised. These people, many of whom are first time voters because of age or previous indifference, were told that Hillary (and not Trump) was the enemy for nearly a year. Many of the younger ones come from Republican homes where Hillary has been Public Enemy #1 since before they were born. They who are trying to…

two party system wont change until there’s campaign finance reform. CLEARLY the uk isn’t a perfect model, but publicly funded campaigns would change the US for the better.

The sheer goddamned privilege of anyone who is considering NOT voting for Clinton* is just melting my fucking brain right now. You have a blanket opposition to war? I bet you’re not Jewish. You don’t care about what the RNC and DNC platforms say about gay marriage? I bet you’ve never tried to visit your partner in the…

FINALLY UNGREYED ON THE SLOT, Y’ALL!

I’m a little more sympathetic now that I know he’s 18 and therefore absolutely a dumbass for a few more years.

THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD AND I’M RESTRAINING MYSELF FROM HEADDESKING AT WORK

I think the DNC should have been held in Colorado or Washington so we could get our lovely Jezzie reporters some medicated ice cream, both for their own well being and so they’ll publish good stories about HRC.

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How much do you want to bet that the dude who said that is unaware of the fact that being impeached doesn’t make you stop being President? Like, he’s probably in his early-mid 20s and doesn’t remember the Clinton impeachment and thinks that somehow it actually did something to Clinton, when in reality all it did was…

I think they will need something stronger then ice cream

again, people don’t read

Jason and his ilk are the reason I am fucking terrified of this election. Bernie fucking lost bro, you need to get over it and stop Trump FFS.

Cherry: Hillary voted twice for war, Bernie voted twice against war. Every human being has value.

One very intrepid Jill Stein supporter has called upon his followers to find email evidence of Jezebel accepting “money or talking points” from the DNC. Sounds like a fun project!

Voting for Trump on the assumption he’s going to be impeached? Alright.