This is a great rundown of Andre’s drinking as well:

Poor bastard had to spend two weeks pay just to get a buzz.

Jerry Sullivan is a sports columnist who writes for The Buffalo News. If a player is black and gets in any kind of trouble (Marcell Dareus), he labels them as selfish and a cancer that the organization should dismiss. When a white player repeatedly proves he’s a goddamn piece of shit scum bag (Pat Kane), he sucks his…

Given that Tom Perez is under investigation, and my personal choice, Julian Castro, was recently accused of violating the Hatch Act, who did that leave her with? Elizabeth Warren? We need her in the Senate, and even if we didn’t, her replacement would be chosen by a Republican. Ditto Corey Booker.

I started working at a fast casual Chipotle style restaurant for the first time a couple months ago. While I would say we generally treat our employees better than chipotle I still see some of the same situations. Low margins means you schedule as few people as possible and when those people are often teens you run…

Today I went to a Dos Toros that was across the street from a Chipotle.

Jia probably beat me to Hot status.

Jia would have never let this be posted.

In a show of solidarity with everyone in North Carolina who is unsure which bathroom they are legally allowed to use, Governor Pat McCrory just shit his pants.

I know this is a result of fortuitous timing but I’m gonna live in denial and celebrate the shade.

Michelle Obama is the coolest First Lady in the history of first ladies.

Still following them...while they’re just looping around the White House grounds (Which is completely understandable and Jerry Seinfeld got the same treatment when he did a Comedians in Cars vid with the president.)

Awkward silence. Punctuated by the GPS. Which is voiced by Rush Limbaugh.

“Copywritten so don’t copy me, Yall do it sloppily" @Melenia

Let’s face it - Michelle Obama is the coolest First Lady in the history of first ladies. #oftenimitated #neverduplicated #notevenclose

I wanna see the SNL spoof of Republican Car Karaoke.

Also, I love how the Secret Service car is still following them, and that there’s probably one in front of them as well.

The Trump campaign released a statement decrying the Obamas’ willingness to allow the British back into the White House after our hard-fought revolution and hundreds of years of independence.