Somewhere out there, E.L. James just preordered this and opened a new Word doc.

Kiss rocks? Why would I wanna...oh!

TWICE!!!

OMG. MUST HAVE.

Did you see that a Buffy adult coloring book set is coming out in January?

Oh yeah - bravo!

I am absolutely obsessed with Buffy and now I love Madeleine the way women loved Xander when Amy fucked up the love spell.

I am SO SAD that this is the closest I could find to a gif of her pulling out her gum and handing it to Buffy... but I think it’s still pretty close.

Yes to all of these. After day 7 I’d be driving to pick up Mini Trollop from camp.

I’m in the middle of an 11 day thing right now and it SUCKS. How do people do seven weeks?!

Props to you, Madeleine. I saw the headline and didn’t care, but then I saw the picture of Ripper and Joyce and had read on.
People that had fun before they had children continue to have fun when those children are away. I already knew this, so now to watch one of Buffy The Vampire Slayer’s best episodes, Band Candy.

I did 11 days without mine last month and I was bawling when I finally got to see them again. 7 weeks? Gah.

“It’s so Juice Newton!”

On behalf of all the boring parents in the world:

While it is nice to get a break from JujyJr, I just miss him after the third day.

And yet, that class action suit still has fewer members than the nWo.

This is great and if you don’t have a twitter you should get one just to post this!

Heh.

MIA, repeat after me: More than one social cause can matter at a time. More than one social cause can matter at a time. More than one social cause can matter at a time.

That’s what pisses me off about all of this backlash. Scalia often went on Fox News and talked politics, and the right kept its mouth shut. And yet when Ginsburg calls Trump a faker after he tells her to resign (for saying that she’s nervous about his election), suddenly the New York Times editorial board finds the…