“I’m sorry I went out in public dressed like that”

ily

A friend’s sister legitimately believes that this game is evil and a form of mind control. Watching it unfold on her status update was both hilarious and depressing.

they are trying to take over the world

It’s all part of their nefarious scheme!

PSHHHH! South Park called that years ago. They just called it for the wrong state.

are they trying to convert indoorsy into outdoorsy??

I mean... yeah. In fact, you have to walk certain distances in order to unlock certain things in the game.

I’m linking to myself which is stupid but this is how I feel about pokemon.

BRB, burning my phone. And my computer. And my wallet and IDs. And my pants.

But... at least it’s getting people out and walking; right?

well you Rockne my world.

Good luck out there, I loved so many of your essays. Congrats on the New Yorker! EPIC WIN.

my family’s nickname for me is knute, pronounced newt, and for once i am ok having the same name as this guy

Newt Gingrich, the villainous toad

did you see that a person at the Daily Caller and a person at Red State also made rational, thoughtful statements today??? i don’t know what is happening. Maybe it is the end of the world?

Soooooo... this is his way of turning down the VP slot w/o saying it out loud?

“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”