For you Kara...

We have been ignoring him for a long time in the UK and I promise you, you will not regret this path.

So please, join me in purging the British Thing from your life.

wHAT A TWIST

That’s great.

When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

For baseball, I would only tweet the losses by the Cardinals, nothing more.

Somewhere M. Night Shayamalamadingdong is crying because he didn’t think of it first.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

My birthday is in May. Please make sure I’m a “pefect size 6" in the picture and that the lighting really captures my “golden blonde locks” and “Aquamarine eyes”

DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN SWEET VALLEY HIGH-STYLE PORTRAIT DONE?!

I’m genuinely confused about the facts leading to the murder charge. Have you guys seen the road to Hana? It’s a motherfucking death trap.

Guys, I’ve read this book

So both of these twins were the evil one?

This is really complicated even by soap opera standards.

This is wicked funny

damn it. far superior.

Masshole meets asshole.

Roger Goodell: [is constantly abused by fans of other 31 NFL teams]

Smug asshole meets smug rich asshole.