If I am reading this correctly, you impute a lot of ‘blame’ on Helwani for what is a violation of some journalistic ethic in covering the UFC (in covering a sport). Perhaps I have a twisted view of the so called profession, but there is no such thing as journalism in the 21st century in covering sports. It’s…

Needs more Tom Selleck.

“I’m full of gratitude. From now on, I’m going to take better care of him as he grows up,” Yamato’s father, Takayuki Tanooka, 44, said in comments on NHK, the national broadcaster

Parent of a 7 y/o boy here. Still snickered at this.

I bet he never throws rocks at cars again.

Excluding legally changed names.

World B. Free!

Best hoops name since, oh, God Shamgod? Yinka Dare?

That is...wow.

Yeah, McKenna and I were batting this around, and he informed me that Ginuwine’s real name is Elgin Baylor Lumpkin.

Elgin Baylor preceded Dr. J, Patrick. Otherwise, I wholeheartedly endorse this post.

Sources say the couple has been trying “aggressively” to conceive

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK everybody is pregnant, then? Am I pregnant? I’m probably pregnant.

pic of me at work

That was Parsons finally realizing his name is Chandler.

I don't know how much exploding will be going on after all those vasectomies...

Nature has actually developed a way to resolve this issue with the “blowout” hair cut. It’s a natural female deterrent, you see.

Couldn’t we just put all those unused Magnum condoms that douche bags buy to make a statement to the cute clerk to use here.. It’d much more cost effective, I think.

If only we could prevent every male mammal that came from Jersey to NYC from passing on their genes...