PorcupineEeyore
PorcupineEeyore
PorcupineEeyore

An Hour! I hope Whitlock gets a meal break.

Me think he doth protest too much by which I mean he wouldn’t mind Fucking Roger Federer

Prolly the last chance I get to use this.

my only reaction:

Nice try but you’re not going to trick me into drinking Budweiser. That only works when you put it into pitchers and charge $2 for it.

I had a Budweiser last week. They should rebrand it as “Complete Shit” and leave ‘Murica out of it.

Oh please. Try being someone who grew up in the 80s who gets to watch the *sons* of the stars back then age and falter. Prince Fielder has an OPS of .521!

That’s very cool!

Oops. Am glad this isn’t important enough to get upset about, you know?

Ok, good for her (really) but is using “Rocky” with “ASAP” what all the cool kids are doing now?

No, no. It’s like the Catholic church. If you thought it, you’ve said it. If you fake mooned the great people of Green Bay, then he really mooned them. Bare assed and all. Such an affront to the people there... and Joe Buck of course.

Fake mooned. Never forget that Joe Buck lost his shit over a fake moon.

Oh sure, they won’t let a murderer on their shows anymore, but they’re fine with a guy who mooned all of Green Bay.

“We’re home.”

Oh, god, Mike North.

Unfortunately for OKC fans, they might need to wait until the end of the season to see Durant Hulk out.

We all got shit going on, you know? Too much shit, if you ask me. I was on vacation last week, and I’ve spent most