Jakin! Neithan! TIMBER.
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What even was John Kasich’s sweaty, affronted, whatever-happened-to-the-responsible-grownups-in-this-party act if…
Reader Henry sends this along.
Bananas bind the stool and pull water out of it, which is why you eat them when you have diarrhea. When you eat 51 of them a day, I’m pretty sure that shit would be harder than a diamond.
Wow, lady. Have a real milkshake and calm down.
The important thing is that none of us are in charge of cleaning her bathroom.
Ellie have u thought more about whether 51 bananas would have a positive or negative effect on ur bowels
Joke’s on you, Tom. This was quite obviously an actual tryout for the Nets.
they posted the gif right on twitter so luckily i knew exactly what i was in for
Also, I honestly came into this article like “Surely Clover can’t mean...
jacques pépin makes a chocolate honeycomb pistachio bark that looks an awful lot like that deuce.
maybe t-pain’s a fan?
a lesson all of us should take to heart tbh