Of the exploding local population of bachelor deer, that is.

Even motherfucking Trump knows you can’t make Budweiser great again...

Using the opposite of magic sort of makes it less special...

If I ever see one of these weird ass names on a resume it’s going straight in the trash!

I know it’s probably a violation of their dearly held beliefs, but mean and feuding vegans should all just eat shit.

This is embarrassing. Back in my day we didn’t need Auto-Tune to shit on the floor. We just shit on the floor.

So, was Feud: Season 1: Hamilton v Burr: Dawn of Justi... I Mean A Country too on the nose?

I am fairly sympathetic to Ryback’s argument but Dave Meltzer offered some other perspectives that I don’t necessarily disagree with:

I don’t watch this show but I watch the fights.

Jeremy Bieber seems like the kind of guy who would take pride in fucking somebody else’s wife... and he was proud in a very creepy way when those dong shots of his son surfaced... so, I think, the question is, when Justin Bieber inevitably starts fucking his step-mother will his father be MAD or SAD?

Phil Hartman as Frankenstein.

Every woman I have ever met has wanted to fuck a peacock while being subtly told how horrible she is... so he’s obviously a very smart man with impeccable taste in hats!

Oh, now I get it. This is less about religious ‘freedom’ and more about dudes just wanting to go into the ladies room under the auspices of ‘patrolling’. Like the Neighborhood Watch but with more covert upskirt pics!

Probably not and probably not.

Perhaps it would overwhelm you in a great way though.

Now that trade makes even less sense...

Loved this tweet from Luke Thomas after the fight:

If you’re tweeting on your anniversary you’re probably a pretty shitty significant other...

Freedom’s Largest Celebration? In May? Fuck these fake patriot fucks!