If plus size women want the opportunity to not be able to answer questions coherently on a stage, we should give them that chance.

I would like to see beauty pageants go away all together. The emphasis on looks (under the guise of judging contestants for being "well-rounded" individuals) is sad and creepy and strongly implies that some people are physically inferior to others.

GET ON THE TREADMILL FATTIE

For being so sweet, I hereby award you one corgi puppy:

DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?

And I've never, ever heard it before. (I love it when I get to use gifs twice in one day.)

I'm sure it changes based on how hard we need to scold women today.

Does the World Need Plus Size Beauty Pageants?

I don't think we need to be objectifying more women in the name of "being inclusive". But I am a 5' tall, 250-pound ugg. (Here come the burner trolls!)

Yes, I'm sure someday we'll all look back and say solemnly to ourselves.... "Where would we be if Paula Deen hadn't said nigger and hired only black waiters for her brother's southern plantation style wedding. Where would we be if everyone in the world thought about how the things that they say would affect other…

I know the entire point of this post is that Beck is a stupid asshole, but nobody thought the world was flat in 1492. This is hardly only his historical error, but it somehow makes him even more loathsome given his A Famous Historian act.

Where would we be if Martin Luther King didn’t speak and challenge segregation?

I mean, we can't ALL have rights, don't be silly. There are obviously a finite amount of rights, and so for us to get some someone's just going to have to lose a penis. Them's the breaks, gentlemen.

It's not real love unless it is declared with a neck tattoo, Erin. I'm so glad you understand that. Too many do not.

And Tinkerbell IS a bitch.

THEY'RE JUST CHILDREN FOR GOD'S SAKE HOW COULD YOU???

That tiniest childe warms my heart/ovaries.

Lindy, did you get hazard pay for this?

They wouldn't do that to kids.