And the sweet tea. He hates sweet tea.

Spy was a beautiful gem of a comedy nearly ruined by one of the most incompetent promotional campaigns I’ve ever seen.

Same with Bridesmaids, really. Like it was an okay comedy that would’ve been forgotten in a year or so if everyone hadn’t shat their pants about it one way or the other.

Nah, BernieBros.

I think McCarthy said it best on Graham Norton last week — they aren’t collecting up every copy of the original two and burning them. You can still watch those movies, bros.

Given that poor Hiddleston still remains merely internet-famous, that seems the most likely option to me. She gets revenge, he gets his name blown up in the papers for a couple of weeks for something other than being very nice and dancing.

I don’t mean to be entirely dismissive, but I do side-eye people who fawn over very rich people who had access to an amazing education because they didn’t squander that opportunity.

Right — it’s not that I’m saying he’s been lazy. Obviously he hasn’t. But this endless praise of him as an intellectual strikes me as... uncomfortable. Because while sure — there are tons of rich kids who buy their way into good schools and then dick around with all of that privilege and don’t really learn anything.…

Sure, but I do feel like constantly applauding someone for not squandering their enormous privilege is silly.

His “oh, gosh! Little old famous me?” routine on every talk show solidified it for me.

He went to a very good school that his parents’ very good money paid for. Like I’m sure he’s a nice enough guy, but the “speaks 4000 languages and knows all manner of fancy things” part of him was literally purchased.

They’re both filthy rich, blandly attractive, and make a career of seeming like your bestest imaginary celeb friend. I’m surprised it didn’t happen sooner.

That’s the desperate text of someone trying to fill 500 words on “two people went to the beach.”

I wonder if Tom’s the one who tipped them off? I’ve always sensed a slightly thirsty vibe off him......

It’s finally happened. He’s hit this weird apex of “too nice” where his niceness feels false and creepy. That’s not to say that it isn’t, but I feel like he’s been so squeaky-clean for so long that the only downfall he can have is being *too* clean. To the point where it’s annoying.

If you need me, I’ll be over on tumblr with a big bucket of popcorn.

As others have pointed out, she was interviewed in the early 90s and mentioned the hot sauce then, too. Unless it’s been the longest con of all time, where she was foretold of Formation in a dream world 20 years before it dropped... I’m willing to accept that she does, in fact, keep hot sauce in her bag (swag).

And the things that make me cry are super random.

Happy Valley. So fucking good.

If you like a good, cheaply-won cry about ladies coming together and getting shit done while wearing cute clothes, then yes.