I guess because he smuggled magical creatures out of Hogwarts and they’re worried he’ll release them into the muggle world and expose magic?

My friend had a guy literally put his finger up her (yoga pant-covered) ass. Up her ass.

I mean, I guess it’s funny, but also Italy is in serious economic trouble and people are doing all kinds of things to try to earn some semblance of a living. I’m sure it’s not great fun to stand outside dressed up as a Centurian in the hope that someone gives you a couple of bucks for a photo, but even worse when…

That’s a hell of a specification. “Warm-toned white only. No Irish.”

But also no Irish, I guess?

Eh, they still want younger women — they just aren’t demanding 22 year olds.

I’m confused. Does he mean non-white, or is he trying to specify that he only wants white?

Sporty and sassy?

Or m’virgin, in this case.

Awww. That just makes me sad.

You really think a guy knows to factor in heels?

Does She Exist—If so, she is a slim trim woman, 30 plus, articulate, strong but not pushy, plays tough tennis and runs for pleasure. She is sensual. She neither smokes nor wears pink and lime green fashions. This 44, 6'4, 6-figure male executive would like to meet her. (1983)

Keep that Amish man in the barn, girl.

Channing Tatum looks like an actual potato. He seems like a sweet guy, but still.

May I destroy your life a little further by introducing you to the deep-ish baratone and weird face of Tom Burke? He’s my current ugly crush.

He railed against the sexist movie censorship in which a woman getting eaten out results in an NC-17 rating, but women can be violated and fully-nude on camera and still get an R.

I don’t get him either, tbh. Plus he’ll never not be Sean from Breaker High.

Jason Statham is a treasure.

hdu. He nailed all 3 of his lines.