That is very rude, just because she cannot write a sentence doesn't mean you have to be so rude. And if she says a sentence is the right way women who are not that way tend to be the other way.

BROKE BURT BREAKS BANK.

Can I meme you?

None of them are older than 25?

Irresponsibility: posting public nude photos online while holding up a piece of paper that anyone with the most basic photoshop skills can make say anything.

I'm going to have to take a long, hard look at my closet tonight to figure out where my rack of frilly, over-the-top cupcake dresses came from. Because it turns out that a feminist couldn't have purchased them.

But surely this is fake. Right? Please?

No, I got you. It was just a perfect opportunity to use my new favorite phrase.

I wonder if she still reads all the newspapers.

But with the way he was dressed...

The next time you guys go out in a big city, tell him to walk a few paces behind you so it's not clear you're together. Then let him see what it's like.

I love it.

I love that it comes with a pin. I mean, I'll never wear it. But I love that hustle.

Call it Mashed Lacquer.

If it hadn't been for Jessica Alba, I swear my tired eyes would've thought that these were 4 shots of the same woman.

Or maybe you don't need to be hot and ready for sex all the time?

I'm going to guess: nothing.

Indeed. It's probably difficult not to come off like a twit in a Vogue cover article when everything you say is surrounded by the perfumed bullshit of the staff writer.