Ah, I forgot about that. Carry on, then.

Exactly. I had to wear Size 20 pants for a while, and the only place I could get them for under $100 was Target. So I had to drive two hours to the Target in the States from Vancouver because Vancouver basically doesn't stock anything above a 14 unless you go into "special shops." I'm mostly okay with that — but don't…

I think it all stems from the mistaken belief that fat people are all about "fat acceptance," and that we're burdening the health care system, etc.

The dentist should know that raisins aren't that much better.

Yeah, I love how many times I've seen someone say that plus-sized fashion shouldn't be a thing because it "encourages obesity."

Does Gwyneth fat-shame? I know I'm missing the forest for the trees here, but I feel like that's the one thing she doesn't really engage in.

AAAAGGGHHHHHH. Fat people are aware that they're fat. How could they not be? Endless news stories about the dangers of obesity, endless specials about the dangers of obesity, endless "get healthy" campaigns, "get healthy" food products.

The trouble is that most people — men and women — treat the person that their partner cheated with as guiltier or more culpable than their partner.

Never, whore.

Yep. At the end of the day, the main complaint should be with the partner who cheated, not the person he or she cheated with.

It's so cute how scared she makes them.

The article wasn't about Soon-Yi, it was about his other adopted daughter.

Sorry, that's my brain being stupid. I only have 15. I just mentally calculated "3 weeks," forgetting that that doesn't include weekends, pay-wise.

As great as Ronan Farrow's response to the Frank Sinatra thing was, I can't help but seriously side-eye everybody for focusing on Mia's potential affair, rather than Woody's alleged child rape.

Well, I've been here for 3 years.

I can see a bride dragging her heels a bit about a stay in a hotel downtown after a show and some dancing. I can't see a bride being like, "Well, if you insist that we all fly to Paris..."

This is my biggest complaint about a destination wedding. Sorry, friend of 10 years, but I don't want to fly to a remote, cold island in Spring to watch you get married and use up 5 of my precious 21 vacation days for the year. Not to mention the hole that'll punch into my down payment savings.

They are breaking the law, fwiw.

Yes. Unless you included your eye doctor's phone and fax number when you placed your order, you've procured them through illegal means, even if you weren't aware of it.

You are sticking a material in your eye. It's always a risk — always. You must always see an eye doctor before trying any kind of contact lens.