That's my thing — I think it's less to do with the sweeteners themselves, which can be helpful if they're used for a specific purpose (cutting down your calories in tea, coffee, etc.) and more to do with who's using them.

Fuck the man!

There a potential for causation does not equal causality here, where people who struggle with their weight, and therefore use artificial sweeteners to cut calories, eat more than those not struggling with their weight.

Ehhh. I mean, I feel bad for him. He's bought a line of bullshit about what he "deserves" — that sounds eerily similar to what all the other lonely middle-aged men on the internet want from their own personal 80s Meg Ryan — and he just doesn't understand why he can't find one when there are literally hundreds of them…

He wants a girl that's sexy, but he doesn't want other men to look at her. If other men look at her, then that's her fault for being a big slutty slut.

I think the idea is that it was affordable given the quality and selection being offered, but then the quality went the way of Banana Republic, so all you have left is the price.

I'm just going to wrap my kid in butcher paper until he/she turns 5.

I disagree. I want Walter to live, retreating back to his cabin in the woods, clutching his useless barrels of money after having lead to the destruction of his family (either literally or figuratively). Because the money is what he really wanted.

He's what the kids on Tumblr call a "Life Ruiner."

Didn't Jeff just win an Emmy?

That Dumb and Dumber reunion photo is only really bumming me out, making me feel old, etc.

Wake up and smell reality, hippie!

I thought the "As sexy as she wants to be!" to Carrie Underwood was particularly weird. Like she'd told him off or something.

Related: are Fox News viewers everything you expect them to be?

Is it common to have a christening this late after the birth?

Handsome as he is, I could've used Shemar Less last night, to be honest.

Disagree on Lena Headey — it fits her personality perfectly and she looks great in it.

Behind the scenes footage!

Loosen up, grandma. Get with the times!