The Bills actually told Rex to beat feet two weeks ago, but he, uh, misunderstood.

Absolutely, Ghost in the Shell-style.

That’s an idiotic metric. With good quarterbacks, interceptions are actually EXPENSIVE.

I didn’t know that Marla Maples was a virgin until she dated Trump.

“Can’t forget something you don’t have!”

Some pepper spray would also have worked just fine there.

Some pepper spray would also have worked just fine. 

I’d make a really funny joke, but I’m stuck here in the grays. Now if someone were maybe to promote me out of them...

Agreed, as long as those doing the beating “accidentally” mistake centimeters for inches.

Whenever anyone praises Joe Buck as an annoucer, I always point them to this play - a behind-the-back catch by the pitcher in the eighth inning of a World Series game and he makes into the most boring thing in the world.

Also the play took place in left field and the umpire insisted the ball went over the right field wall.

I’m hoping Hillary’s campaign made a note of this behavior and already has a plan in place to keep him up all night before the next debate. 

Max Weinberg?

Ding ding ding!

It’s important for Hillary’s win to be as decisive as possible, otherwise the Trump voters will scream that things have been rigged. So yeah, your vote definitely matters.

One of the networks should institute a simple “bullshit meter” that gives viewers a sense of how full of shit the candidate is while they’re talking - a simple flickering needle that goes up in to the red (orange?) when the bullshit goes into overdrive. Such a simple device would guarantee them the highest share of…

It would also be acceptable for him to die in a fire. 

I think he’s already married to her non-union, Korean equivalent.

Well, sure, but I think the idea that Kevin Johnson “acted in self defense” is also being greatly exaggerated.