It’s not like Deadspin is holding you down and forcing you to read these articles.

WILSON: [at line of scrimmage] UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT...

...a man and a woman smoking a blunt, presumably filled with weed.

...while pointing an unlicensed firearm out the window towards an elementary school playground.

Serious question: why doesn’t the “forward progress” rule apply in these situations?

“I wish I could tell you that Greg fought the good fight, and Sharper let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but the NFL is no fairy-tale world.”

That is a fantastic username.

I’ve been describing this election as Martyball (Clinton) vs. Calvinball (Trump). Hillary’s pick of Kaine for VP makes me feel validated.

CAMPAIGN MANAGER: So, anyhow, we blamed it on a low-level staffer, apologized, and the media is ready to put this issue to bed.

I broke this news almost an hour ago.

In TAWMMY’s case, it’s a reference to this: http://uproxx.com/ksk/the-single…

Or allow cyclists to have companion “enforcers” on bikes whose job is to assault anyone on foot who interferes with the race.

So...you abandoned the franchise of your childhood to enthusiastically attach yourself to the Lakers franchise during one of their periods of league dominance?

It’s like losing to a pusher in tennis. Yeah, it sucks, but they won fair and square.

I wrote a chrome extension that hides these Cardinals posts. If these articles irritate you, just search for it and install it.

“This guy is giving us a bad name.”

I thought McVeigh was actually responsible for taking OKC off the map. Part of it, at least.

I thought McVeigh was actually responsible for taking OKC off the map. Part of it, at least.

I thought McVeigh was actually responsible for taking OKC off the map. Part of it, at least.