CAMPAIGN MANAGER: So, anyhow, we blamed it on a low-level staffer, apologized, and the media is ready to put this issue to bed.

I broke this news almost an hour ago.

In TAWMMY’s case, it’s a reference to this: http://uproxx.com/ksk/the-single…

Or allow cyclists to have companion “enforcers” on bikes whose job is to assault anyone on foot who interferes with the race.

So...you abandoned the franchise of your childhood to enthusiastically attach yourself to the Lakers franchise during one of their periods of league dominance?

It’s like losing to a pusher in tennis. Yeah, it sucks, but they won fair and square.

I wrote a chrome extension that hides these Cardinals posts. If these articles irritate you, just search for it and install it.

“This guy is giving us a bad name.”

I thought McVeigh was actually responsible for taking OKC off the map. Part of it, at least.

I thought McVeigh was actually responsible for taking OKC off the map. Part of it, at least.

I thought McVeigh was actually responsible for taking OKC off the map. Part of it, at least.

MISS PIGGY: No, no, it’s from this cheap ring.

It’s not hate, it’s amusement - they always set unrealistically high expectations for their squad and it’s hilarious each time they fail to reach them.

Didn’t they switch Iceland and Greenland’s names to trick invaders? Maybe they managed to do something similar with the goal and...whatever it is that’s thirty feet to the right of the goal.

That game sucked. I haven’t seen that much exaggerated flopping since the swimming pool scene in Showgirls.

I like Messi fine, but he ABSOLUTELY choked. Getting stopped by the keeper is excusable, but missing the frame entirely is choking, plain and simple.

He was the only one who missed the frame entirely on his PK attempt, no?

No, it’s more like they have ONE writer with multiple personality disorder. Like, in this article he signs his name “Kevin Draper” and cheers for the Warriors, but in another one he calls himself “Drew Magary” and cheers for poop.

Well, at least *I* got the pun. Good job, good effort.

Make sure to claim that everything you produce is “curated”.