His back hand actually hits the rim pretty hard. It’s not goaltending, as some idiots are asserting (just read the rules; once he makes the initial block it’s fine) but he certainly makes contact.

When factoring in the situation, I’d say it was one of the top 5 greatest plays in basketball history, with number one going to Ray Allen in Game 6.

You’re a professional writer, Tom. It’s “complement”.

Dellavedova looks and dresses like a guy who won a Bud Light contest where the prize was that he gets to spend a night celebrating with the Cavaliers. Plays like it, too.

Damn, that’s a big room!

No no, you’re thinking of “asymmetrical warfare”.

12. Roll damn tide!

Okay, but we can confidently dismiss any slight possibility that YOU’RE right.

Next she’ll point out that he can’t throw the mouthguard AND catch the mouthguard.

“I dunno, I usually just hit whichever guy is closest.”

I think it just goes down as an unearned run. If you’re a shitty reliever, there will be plenty of other stats (opposing batting average, etc.) to show that.

No no, you got it all wrong.

Maybe Donald would have better luck getting an endorsement from Alex Smith.

Yeah, why on earth would you be”too embarrassed” to share that story? It’s a neat thing that happened, but it’s not like it’s some kind of life-changing revelation.

Kibbles n' Bitcoin.

Is there any way we can get Ramsay Snow hired on as warden of the jail where this cheesedick spends his sentence?

Regardless of the merits, this is REALLY bad timing, dude. Your name is going to be handcuffed to BROCK TURNER UNREPENTANT STANFORD RAPIST forever.

You guys don’t really pay much attention to football, do you?

The takes are much hotter when they come straight from the gut.

Honest question for poster - did you see my original response to your comment (I was basically agreeing with it). And now it has vanished. I’m worried that my comments are just getting deleted from deadspin for no particular raisin.