“I wish *I* had some pages right now.”

Yeah, I’ve seen it, but that’s pretty uncool. Between this and the Cardinals thing it seems like the new policy under the Hogan/Thiel regime is to actively antagonize their readers.

Those are strange ideas, and none of them will work - maybe you can come up with six different ones. There must be some kind of cure!

For scientific purposes, maybe you take a “meaty fore-elbow” in the back of the head from a 6'8", 209 lbs professional athlete and tell us how YOU feel.

Is the one with druid princess (with the antlers and stuff) Katie Adkins from Too Many Cooks?

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As in, D2F?

Which is funny, because “blame it on the guy who doesn’t speak any English” would probably be accepted as a perfectly valid defense strategy in Texas.

Let’s try this again. I wrote a chrome extension that hides these idiotic non-news Cardinals posts; just do a search for it at the chrome web store, install it, and you’ll never have to bother with this nonsense again.

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Complete with a floating companion!

They probably figured they’d get the rapes in first, and the football success would naturally follow.

Strangely enough, this doesn’t bother me at all. The media desperately wants this to be a horse race, the fact that they have to tip the scales so heavily towards Trump reassures me that it simply isn’t.

“That’s NOT what I said.”

Forgotten. It’s not even his most memorable shot against OKC.

This is one of those times when I hope that everyone gets to go to the afterlife they believe in, so that they can find out how White Jesus feels about rape and where he sends people who enable it.

You can’t spell “reflection and prayer” without R-A-P-E.