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Lovely cat, but why do so many people feel compelled to mention that their pet is a rescue?

This deserves more than just a star. Brilliant.

Just spitballing, but...

True, gonna be seeing a lot of brand new orange jerseys during the upcoming season.

I met that guy at a party one time. Nice enough guy, but I think I spooked him a bit because I was new to L.A. and was SO EXCITED to meet someone I’d seen on TV.

That’s a pretty good summation. The crazy thing about cricket is that beyond what you described, there really aren’t many other rules. Once you get the basics down, it’s actually remarkably simple.

If only a good Bear with a gun had been present, this tragedy could have been averted. Unfortunately, there are no good Bears.

[glances at own child]

I know, right? The guy drinks like he’s got a hole in his chin.

I know, right? The guy drinks like he’s got a hole in his chin.

That was goddamned obscene. And I say that as someone who doesn’t give a shit about either team that was involved.

“That’s an embarrassing Wynn.”

It’s kind of depressing that an actual blog doesn’t even know the difference between “blog” and “post” (or “article”, if you want to get fancy).

Tune in to doorfliesopen.com sometime tomorrow - am publishing something along those lines.

“Peter, don’t just stare at it, eat it.”

Why would people pay for pain in Cleveland when the Browns are just giving it away for free?

The only way I would be terrified of Andy Reid and the Chiefs was if I were made out of barbecued spare ribs.

I firmly believe that the NFL’s failure to act in that instance precipitated what we saw yesterday. Josh Norman knew the league wasn’t going to do anything significant to punish him for winding up OBJ so he went ahead and did it, and OBJ also knew that the league wasn’t going to do shit so he took matters into his own