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Tune in to doorfliesopen.com sometime tomorrow - am publishing something along those lines.
“Peter, don’t just stare at it, eat it.”
Why would people pay for pain in Cleveland when the Browns are just giving it away for free?
The only way I would be terrified of Andy Reid and the Chiefs was if I were made out of barbecued spare ribs.
I firmly believe that the NFL’s failure to act in that instance precipitated what we saw yesterday. Josh Norman knew the league wasn’t going to do anything significant to punish him for winding up OBJ so he went ahead and did it, and OBJ also knew that the league wasn’t going to do shit so he took matters into his own…
Because high school football coaches are rare as hen’s teeth in Texas. And by “hen’s teeth” I mean “guns”.
As opposed to the new guy?
Does this father and team son know they’re an ad? DO THEY KNOW???
I would, but I’m still traumatized after last time. Which was my own fault, really; I never should have gone in there without knocking first.
It was third down, though - any play that leaves the clock running doesn’t leave them enough time to line up the field goal and they can’t spike it cause it’s fourth down.
You don’t notice them because they only raise them up during field goal attempts.
Mine (Lily, pictured) just wants the recognition - she has a special yowling kind of meow that she’ll use when she’s got something. If I let her play around with her prey long enough she’ll usually eat it.
Oh, one last thing - I do require access to computer facilities in order to complete my work assignments.
My fees? Quite reasonable. I require one sunbeam and exactly two belly rubs per day.
A copy of my resume? But of course! Here you are:
Perhaps I can be of assistance?
Do you masturbate when you fantasize about shooting “some punk” or do you just stroke it a little over the pants?
Because at the end of the evening he would be too tired from performing to abuse his spouse?