Commissioner’s Punishment Wheel [artist’s conception]

Blah blah blah, another fucking IPA hits the market, bumping more of the stuff I like out of the stores.

There’s a part waiting for him in the next Scary Movie installment too.

Also, I made this photoshop to go with it:

We had some fun with this over at [doorfliesopen] - it’s intended to be a successor of KSK: http://doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2015…

I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with them that they publicize this shit. They used to have a weekly post dedicated to street fights; it saddens me to see it pop up in a different for like this.

Splendid.

And why does Hochuli always look like a Gears of War character?

I have an older Samsung; for us the option was listed under Menu -> Picture -> Size -> Just Scan

I’m kind of surprised that, as a subsidiary of Gawker, they didn’t decline to name his assailants, and then out the victim as gay.

It’s a “point blank” kind of name; you really can’t miss.

Maj! So glad to see you survived the kskapocalypse! Come visit us over at [doorfliesopen]!

I haven’t seen a call blown so badly since a Gawker editor green-lit that Geithner hit piece.

I was hoping it would be Jordan Sargent.

Eh, never mind, gonna post this somewhere else.

They beat the Steelers 24-7 in the AFC Championship.

If I had been standing an inch closer to my television when it happened I would have shattered the screen with my fist-pump.

This is the greatest single moment I’ve ever witnessed in women’s soccer—greater than Brazil’sMarta going Super Saiyan against the United States eight years ago, and greater than Brandi Chastain’s elation eight years before that.

Curiously enough, this won’t be the first time the New York Giants will have their postseason aspirations put into jeopardy by a three-fingered player.

Or the time Bobby Flay did a demonstration on how to make homemade gari.