Oh how I would love to hear Ron Swanson’s thoughts on this place and these people.

I don’t know, it seems like you’re already busy spending all day responding to everyone who disputes your insistence that the Celsius scale is a better system for measuring outdoor temperature.

He said WHAT do you order, not WHO do you order to get it for you. And what are you doing in St. Petersburg, anyhow?

Or, you could just decide to use different units for different things. Like Fahrenheit for weather, Celsius for chemistry, and Kelvin for astronomy.

People live where it’s hotter than your “100 degrees”.

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My wife and I came up with this variation of a Negroni while watching Game of Thrones last year. It’s called “Trial by Combat”:

Is this post supposed to make me feel good? Bad? I’m very confused.

Meh. I understand this is interesting to a lot of folks, but implosions like this are pretty commonplace here in LA. There was an even bigger one not more than two weeks ago.

Meh. I understand this is interesting to a lot of folks, but implosions like this are pretty commonplace here in LA. There was an even bigger one not more than two weeks ago.

Meh. I understand this is interesting to a lot of folks, but implosions like this are pretty commonplace here in LA. There was an even bigger one not more than two weeks ago.

I once had a Dutch guy stay at a place where I worked whose job it was to call (or translate, I can’t remember) American baseball games for the radio in the Netherlands. So it’s plausible.

Pumpkin is the spice of life in the South.

These kinds of events just scream “I CAN’T DO ANYTHING ALONE! I CAN’T DO ANYTHING ALONE! I CAN’T DO ANYTHING ALONE!” to me. I guess it’s just my nature as a misanthrope showing through. I’ve always felt the same way about Crossfit.

Re: curb eggnog - my wife and I routinely pick up and eat avocados that fall on a nearby house’s patio. We scoped it out for a little while and they never pick them up themselves, so we grab them early in the morning when we’re walking the dog. Sometimes they’ve been nibbled on by squirrels (or maybe raccoons?) I…

Actually, Drew, there’s no demonstrable evidence that Goodell is a “shit-eating moron”. At most, you could make the claim that it is “more probable than not” that he...

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Here’s my suggestion for dealing with the deliberate fouling strategy: make it a technical to foul a player off the ball more than three times in a quarter. I’m guessing (though the stats guys can confirm) that very rarely happens naturally, so it will only come up in these instances and can put an end to this…

It’s sort of meta; it’s an attempt to mimic the Rockets’ level of competence tonight.

“Motel 57: Frank Clark will put your lights out for you.”