Well, sure. Nothing is unmarketable. I could shit in a box and try to market it. It might be unsellable (unless I slap an Apple logo on the box), but it’s certainly not unmarketable.

A lot, hopefully? :)

You were probably disappointed that Jon Stewart didn’t take Crossfire more seriously, huh?

So she’s into periscopes, eh? I wonder if she’d be interested in going to watch the submarine races with me.

Because the girl was really overweight and the D.A. is a fat-shaming jerk.

Funny, I haven’t seen any of those Laker flags in at least four months.

Sure, if you want to be pedantic about it. But basically what he was describing happened with Bo.

Yes. Look up an athlete named “Bo Jackson” someday.

And you can only pick one, which might be the hardest part of this exercise.

It’s funny, it seems like every fellow dogwalker I meet is very eager to offer the opportunity to trade humblebrags that our dogs are rescues. It makes me feel kinda sleazy, like Royal Tenenbaum introducing his “adopted daughter” Margot.

A good, common sense rule: the smaller the place, the smaller the dog.

I haven’t been this excited about a competition since that church carnival two towns over hosted a truth-telling contest.

If price is no object, I’m going with something incredibly dense and non-reactive: gold. Five or six decent-size spheres and you’re done.

To be fair, that way *did* have the least traffic. There was only one other vehicle along the entire route!

He certainly didn’t drop the ball when the time came.

I never held anything against the kid, personally. I reserved my ire for the eyesight-that-makes-Roy-Orbison-look-like-Chuck-Yeager umpire that blew the call and the entire fucking city of NY that celebrated the actions of a kid who helped them cheat to win.

We wouldn’t have the tire fire, or the shiny bigfoot traps. It’s not the mayor’s fault that the stadium collapsed!

For those here who are fans of “The World’s End”, my friend Jack put together a modified soundtrack for the movie. I think it’s terrific, so I’m sharing it here: http://earbuds.popdose.com/feerick/Concep…

I’ll grant you a star for that one.

I hope he doesn’t break my record of striking out fifteen times in a row before reaching first base.