That is a pretty swell idea.

In my dorm, "Easter beers" were cans of beer that had been painted like Easter eggs and (eventually) hidden at various places in the dorm courtyard. Sometimes during Easter beer hunts you'd find ones from previous years. One time the paint they bought was toxic so instead of drinking the beers we got a baseball bat…

That’s what came to mind for me too. It would have been the most amazing play in NFL history. And I say that as someone who was happy to see the Patriots lose that game.

Having him thrown out of the game would be more appropriate, I think.

I just remember the Staples-Westport kids being notable assholes in the Class L tennis tournament. I actually don’t know anyone from New Canaan but it’s pretty much the richest town in the state so I’m sure they suck too.

“What about us?”

I thought that Extenze was supposed to be the officially sanctioned erectile dysfunction supplement for the NFL.

Glastonbury was basically the Duke of Central Connecticut high school sports. Hated those fuckers.

Constipation is never funny, you guys.

I don't recommend it. It's very dangerous.

Having done something similarly stupid on a drunken night in San Diego, I really can't pass judgment. Just tragic.

Is there anything more contrived than this "lumberjack's stubble" nonsense? The idea that anyone believes this is anything other than a meticulously calculated affectation is laughable. Rock it if you want - the ladies seem to love it - but please stop pretending it's natural.

See what I mean about it being a problem?

My hatred for Peter King runs so deep that I will reflexively disagree with ANY opinion he shares. It's actually kind of a problem, because it means I start to dislike beers and restaurants that I previously enjoyed.

That's ridiculous, tennis balls are a million times more versatile and that should trump any tactile concerns.

It's just fun to see the creative ways they dish out punishment to Jason.

Just make sure you send them to the REAL comptroller, not some disguised imposter.

If that's all you use a laptop for, then why would you pay the premium price for an Apple machine?

Darrell Etherington : Tim Cook :: Peter King : Roger Goodell

As a Clippers fan, all I could say was "Asshole..." when he made that shot.