Maybe he thinks that if he takes up more space on the field other players won't be able to run by him as easily as they do now.

[courtesy of Troll-So-Hard University over at KSK]

Are you sure? By this calculator it would only take 3 oz before the dog was seeing "severe" symptoms.

"Yeah, what's the problem here?"

THIS. I've got nothing against lousy golfers - we all were at some point - but if you are hitting twice as many shots as me you should be hitting them twice as fast.

Seems like a slam dunk - Alex Rodriguez. He's an asshole, and he cheats.

Was there a wall 50 feet behind the hole that he bounced in back in off of?

45. [Privately, to Peter King] "I won't come in your mouth."

Conan actually has something of a history as a servant.

I dunno, I live here in LA and every winter until two years ago I'd see dozens of cars every day sporting those little Lakers flags. This season, I don't think I've seen a single one.

A quick glance at the headline "Saints...getting Ugly" made me think they had put together a trade package to acquire Andrew Luck.

I found the perfect entrance music for Marshawn Lynch to use at his next press conference.

Yeah, I saw your breakdown, solid work. I refuse to walk back any of my negative comments about Karl Rove, however.

Please do, because you must be using Karl Rove math instead of regular math. A 12% difference in pressure should correspond to a 12% difference in temperature - in degrees Kelvin. Which, if ambient temperature was 32 F or 0 C or 273 K, corresponds to an inflation temperature of 322 K which is about 50 C which is about…

Yesterday: http://deadspin.com/reports-dqwell…

Bo Jackson was a special kind of player, and it takes a special kind of idiocy to misspell a two-letter word.

Yes but it would have to be a nationally ranked bear.

Jim Tomsula once lost a pair of sunglasses when he set them down on the roof of his car and forgot about them when he drove off.

Right, like that chump Belichick! Why on earth did anyone touch him after he went 36-44 in Cleveland?