Kids start needing deodorant sooner than you'd think.

How have we not developed a more efficient way to serve three pancakes so that when you pour syrup on them, you get it on more than just the top one?

I was actually speaking in a general sense; I figured based on your use of the word "affectionately" that it was good-natured enough ribbing in your situation.

Always seemed silly to me that circumsized guys could have the gall to mock uncircumsized ones - "hey, look at that guy's unmutilated penis!"

Hey, at least those fans showed that they care.

I like to think that half the stadium leaving during Game 6 last year played a part in his desire to ditch Miami.

This comment is so inaccurate it makes my head spin. What they really would have said was "stop resisting!"

Okay, I was being a bit hyperbolic. But the reason that you're there (mock draft or softball practice) is to improve your skills, and it's shitty for people to fuck with other people's efforts to improve...regardless of how pointless what they're doing seems.

(because of the offensive attack, plus the cocaine) :)

No, no, it's totally funny! The same way that yelling "get in the hole" at golf tournaments is still hilarious!

Right, like all those friendless losers serving in our country in Afghanistan.

No, my analogy is fine. Lots of people don't take beer league softball practice seriously either. That doesn't mean asshole trolls should *deliberately* ruin things for others who are trying to gain something from the experience.

I don't waste my time with mock drafts. But I'm also not such an asshole that I think it's fun to fuck with other people's hobbies, no matter how ridiculous I think they are.

People like to use mock drafts to fine-tune their strategy for the real thing. What this guy is doing is basically analagous to going to the park while some beer league team is practicing softball and shitting on home plate. Is what they're doing important in the grand scheme of things? No, of course not. But it's…

Actually, it was never funny.

The Avalanche.

Well of course any A-rab is going to be dirty after running around a soccer pitch for ninety minutes! What do people expect?

That's not true, I *still* quite vividly remember the duel between Brad Friedel and Oli Kahn in the 2002 cup.

That's very cool to hear, but I'm not sure his Tourette syndrome would play so well into a career in politics.

True, but it's the funniest one.