The sad part is that if the message had got through Capriati probably would have come down and partied with you guys.

Or would he have kept running because he knew his own life and the freedom of the world hung in the balance

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I started a site that specializes in pet food recalls - safekibble.com. If you've got pets, you should sign up! There was actually a recall just this morning; Hill's Pet Science dry dog food.

I love the expression "anyone capable of hitting his weight."

I have to admit I am very impressed. Not just with what it does, but by how simple and honest the promotional video is.

Their love triangle with a cucumber and a zucchini, duh.

You forgot a couple:

Very good point. It's a lot easier to control an action (i.e. fucking someone) than an emotion (i.e. jealousy).

The hard part is keeping his wife from finding out that they're in an open relationship. Everything else is easy.

And here Gawker is, publicizing it!

They actually DID banish him to prison island, but it turns out it's actually a peninsula, so he was able to escape fairly easily.

Nice catch.

That also works as a chart of Bismack Biyambo's frontcourt touches for last season.

It's pretty cool, I guess.

Are you kidding? Larry Ellison didn't get rich by writing a bunch of checks.

I was thinking the exact same thing. Joey Crawford sucks, but I don't really see anything wrong with what he did here.

I'd consider 10% of his net worth to be a "huge" fine. So $200 million.

You guys should totally ask GoPro to give you some money every time you play one of their ads.

"...and here come the pretzels!"