Seriously. I half-expected to see the shadow of a few handicapped spaces that they'd painted over.

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Ah, that makes sense. Thanks and Merry Christmas!

Someone please help me: what does "lift" mean in this context? Thanks!

Stay massy, Jupiter.

Stay gassy, Saturn.

Does Magary talk the same way he writes?

Am I the only one who's bothered by the use of "stays" instead of "keeps" in the headline?

Cosigned,
Jesus.

From your tone it sounds like your ass was indeed quite successful in its efforts to hit the terrain park.

Standard scoring?

Futurama told the same exact story in a two minute cutaway.

Two observations from me:

Exactly this.

When he failed to refer to her as "Miss Bach," I think Frank Gore settled any debate about whether he can accurately be described as a "nasty" runner.

...and in a happy twist, the subject of that Drunken Hookup Failure story...went on to win the Heisman.

Yeah, further reading confirms this. I mean, obviously there's a point to the design, but I am a bit surprised the trade-off is worth it.

That's not how airplanes work, though. You need sufficient airflow over the wings to get lift; if you don't have it, you're fucked. Pointing the plane's nose upward won't help.

Yeah, I don't think it was *dirty*, but it was definitely a penalty.

That's true, very little business gets done on PC's these days.