Once I can no longer read what's in them, I'll start closing them, but until then it's fair game.

I hope deadspin didn't compromise itself by publishing this article.

I didn't read the whole thing but I think I got the gist of it. Something about young black men being athletic devils, right?

Maybe it's a California thing, but hot water outdoor showers are not terribly uncommon here. We used to have one at our shithole house in San Diego and it was glorious. Mainly I'd use it after surfing, but sometimes I'd use it for regular showers too.

Gay's statement contradicts his own research.

Hey, I don't know if this is the right place for this or if I even should...

It's too bad there's no sound - we can't hear them yelling "stop resisting!"

There's no such thing as winter at the equator.

No, don't go! This is fun!

Really? Of all the stuff that gets posted here at deadspin, THIS is what gets you riled up?

He's still got a hand left, after all.

...is what your mom said to her gynecologist when he told her she was pregnant with you.

CONFIRMED: Bullying charges against Richie Incognito have had their heads stuffed in the toilet and flushed.

Go Eagles!

He doesn't seem to promote himself as a Crossfit trainer, and all of your citations are to the SAME blog post where he doesn't even endorse Crossfit; he just mentions it.

I wouldn't slap the Crossfit label on him; he seems to be more interested in fixing injuries as opposed to creating them.

Yeah, I'm baffled by that too.

Don LaFontaine was probably able to enjoy his fame immensely at his leisure.

It seems like it would be appropriate to subtract out all games played within the division, since these generate a 50-50 split and pull things closer to .500 (this effect is particularly noticeable for baseball). Focusing on just the games played against opponents outside the division will give a more accurate…

Actually, what it really hurt was his SAC.