Wolf: I promise you, if you don't remove the advanced-consent waiver, I'm gonna walk.

When I was in college I was sitting in the back seat of the bus on one of the first days of the year, and this towering african american with sad eyes and a pile of dreadlocks stacked on top of his head got on after me. The dreadlocks brushed the ceiling of the bus so after a few steps he stooped slightly to gain…

He is a democrat. It literally says it in the article.

the guy in that picture looks like he got a little too excited about this automated cupcake place and had a happy pants accident.

My husband gets so mad at me when I gasp out loud at celebrity news. He always thinks someone has died, and then I'm like, "Hillary Duff is getting a divorce!"

There's a table full of Deadspin guys who were really, really confused.

I think that's what it's called when you both fall asleep after sex and it just kind of ... slides out.

This acerola cherry and jerusalem artichoke smoothie is going down with a heavy heart.

So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.

I'd just like to point out that faces were melted in Raiders by the holiest of terrors, not an unholy terror.

I was once in New York on business from Columbus, OH. We were staying at the Helmsley near Times Square. As we went out that night to get some dinner, I saw a woman that looked exactly like my mom. She was with a man that looked exactly like my dad. As we passed, I said, "Mom?" She looked at me like I had just come…

I have worked with Gloria for years and just want to say for the record, Terry approached her at an event as asked for a photo and she said yes, because she ALWAYS says yes to photos (when she can). She had no idea who he is. Just so y'all know.

I think it'd be easy to criticize the school but, in fairness, I think we all remember that bit in the bible when Jesus, dying on the cross, says "One last thing before I go, remember to be complete and total dicks to innocent little kids whenever you have the chance. Peace out, losers."

Just to be fair, I went back and read your comment from yesterday, and it's obvious you don't excuse the UAE and actually called them out, and in this comment you were just making the comparison. That just wasn't clear from reading this alone, but you certainly are on the right side of this.

I know that and have posted exactly what you said before. I am trying to draw the contrast between countries similar to qatar actually being ashamed of qatar, which is why imentioned the hypocrisy of the saudi's to highlight exactly how bad what qatar is doing. I do not leave the UAE off the hook and have taken them…

Barry, if this was only about money and old fashioned corruption via the good ol boy network, I could care less. That shit is like drug use and prostitution; it will continue unabated. However, at least in the case of Qatar, we are talking about human lives here and modern day slave labor. Qatar's World Cup is awash…

Garcia may be trying to do the right thing here, but the very idea of an "Independent Ethics Committee" just seems like a sham, no more than a dog and Ronaldinho show.

It doesn't force you to ask anything. It's another option. That's it.

Yes and no, When you max out a class, you get all of the special moves for it which you can combine with another class for even more damage.