"At least he's not gay."

I would go husband hunting, but hunting licenses have been really hard to get ever since the local husband population was decimated by chick flicks and demancaveification.

I'm not a cow, and my vagina is not milk, and my boyfriend is not a customer.

LINDY!! I have always wanted a ring made out of a door knob from an old house!! How did you know?!?!

I feel like this calls for: "Mr Lightbulb, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this [thread] is now dumber for having [read] it. I…

Well when you grow up on Mars as you apparently did what with your need to be spoon-fed such basic legal and culture constructs, I guess it must seem pretty dumb.

"Sounds like my kinda place."

Well, if you just think of gay people as...people...it all becomes clear.

When you aren't allowed to see your family member in the hospital or make medical decisions on their behalf when they are comatose like everyone else based on the thousand year old scribblings of some old man scared of losing political power, it tends to be a little stupid.

To truly understand the magic that is Delph, you have to understand his district. Delph reps an upper-middle class suburb of Indianapolis, which is pretty much hated by every town, city, and burg within 100 miles. Carmel is probably 99% white. Carmel is 99.99999% republican. Carmel made their home improvement…

Bravo sir

I'm not doubting your knowledge of NFL culture. It's your belief that NFL culture is exempt from the law that I'm finding amusing.

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Seriously, how dare Deadspin bring race into this story about a white guy calling a black guy "nigger" and "dirty Pakistani!"

Seriously, especially after we've all seen how strong the Missouri locker room was in supporting Michael Sam.

"I'm not condoning what happened to the Dolphins locker room".

I'm just saying that this happens in EVERY COLLEGE and NFL LOCKER ROOM.

"JUST SO FUKIN PROUD"

-I will never be able to look any coach from my past in the eye

'Incognito and others acknowledged that Player A was routinely touched by Incognito, Jerry and Pouncey in a mockingly suggestive manner, including on his rear end, while being taunted about his supposed homosexuality. Incognito specifically admitted that he would grab Player A and ask for a hug as part of this "joke."'