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Are you serious?

He's also praised loads of other books written by women — I believe his book On Writing refers to quite a bit of lady-penned horror.

Is it just a coincidence that all those books are by women?

There is a difference between trashing and responding honestly to a pointed question.

Which is why his blurb on the back of The Hunger Games is so ironic.

"Is it just a coincidence that all those books are by women?"

It has nothing to do with the authors being women as much as that the books are pretty dumb. I liked the Hunger Games, I read through them pretty quickly, and haven't touched them since. Kind of like how you don't watch re-runs of trashy shows like Maury or something, you know what I mean?

This guy took baseball away from lots of children.

Non-baseball division winner:

So many.

It should be noted that the APU campaign is calling for a number of reforms to the college football system, not just paying players.

In my dream, my sister strangled me as we were deciding what to eat for brunch. She had just given me a wad of cash from a briefcase, then put me in a headlock. Hands down, the weirdest fucking dream I've had.

Does your history class in college make your university 3/4 of a billion dollars this year?

Tough spot for the student athletes of Iowa State. On the one hand, you want to tell your AD, the man who is trolling you, to go die in a tire fire, but, on the other hand, you need his guidance and tutelage for later in life when you're living under a bridge.

Ask a student body member with thousands of dollars of debt at graduation how they feel about a student-athlete saying they should be paid?

Yeah, we were leaving the mall, and he was putting the ticket in the slot to find out how much we had to pay. And this metal flap opened and sucked him in. And I couldn't get it to release him, and I knew he'd asphyxiated. I woke up sad. And amused. And sad.

I had a dream that my husband was eaten by a parking ticket machine. It was sad but also hilarious.