You only see highlights if it leads to discussion. That is what bothers me. I want more highlights

This is why I stopped watching Sportscenter. They never covered the my teams (even when they were doing well), because my teams are from the flyover states in between the important places.

The problem with this commercial is you'll only see a highlight if it's a big market team. It makes sense that ESPN caters to the big markets, but it's so overkill at this point I don't even care to watch anymore.

Upon hearing Leach was upset again, Adam James reflexively went out to the utility shed and locked the door behind him.

Seriously. I was starting to think that you could wear a suit made of the victim's skin to Florida murder trials and their laws would still be all, "Ehhh, yeah...but what does this REALLY prove?"

I can't say I loeve everything he's written, but I love that man. He's just a sweetheart, and he's right.

"Maybe you think Orz are many bubbles too. It is such a joke. Orz are not many bubbles like campers. Orz are just Orz. I am Orz. I am one with many fingers. My fingers reach through into heavy space and you see Orz bubbles, but it is really fingers."

Anyone else rewind it like 8 times to see that guy get popped into the air?

He didn't see it come back up after the guys who were holding it down by standing in it stepped off.

And it could end like this:

PEOPLE! PEOPLE! Can't we all just agree that the Pittsburgh roadway system was designed by blind and drunk monkeys hoped up on uppers and shocked randomly into a bad attitude who were then handed a pencil, and the result was THEN implemented by even dumber monkeys who could only see the drawing through a waterfall?

"Of course the yellow and black cookies are crushing the helpless, creamy white center. JUST LIKE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION."

probably something like this:

This is the second time one of my suggestions has been used in a QOTD. I like contributing and all, but at this rate I'm going to have to become a paid member of staff.

Just finished season 1 of The Wire, and I'm hooked.

My most favorite thing about Breaking Bad occurred over the summer when Bill Simmons realized that Breaking Bad was where the cultural zeitgeist had moved and he had never watched an episode. Can you even imagine the panic he must have felt as the nation's self appointed sports/pop-culture czar?!?! He then proceeded…

Wow, I'm glad Lake made it out okay. I've had a swollen hand before ( mosquito bites) and let me tell you guys, its nearly impossible to do anything other than curl up into a ball, and suck your thumb while repeatedly crying for your mother. A pacifier can sometimes help, maybe that's what Lake did, but he's a brave…

What do you mean, I can't join your sorority?