i love how for DR3 they have to write: "All-new Movie!"

This chihuahua mix was living under a bridge in Puerto Rico before being shipped up norte when we adopted her. Now the neighborhood wild rabbits live in fear when out in the open.....

The first rule of Italian Driving, What's behind me is not important.

Definitely Le Mans. While countless die hard racing nerds are more than familiar with this film, the scores of kids who grew up watching that Fast & Furious dreck have no idea that this exists or who Steve McQueen was...or (for that matter) what real racing is.

Yo Taxi, Imma let you finish, but this is the worst of all time.

Fun fact: Her twin brother played her as a man in the flashback scenes!

Wow this is a boring comment.

Wow.

Seriously, you'd think we'd be over a simple case of the late afternoon munchies and a snakey frenemy by now.

Is no one going to point out how hilarious that text exchange is? BECAUSE BOOBZ.

SECONDED.

This is just one more reason why the cancellation of Happy Endings is such a goddamn tragedy. Brad & Jane forever.

Yeah its nowhere even vaguely near that easy.

Problem Solved, buy late 80's and 70's cars:

They're worth a bunch of plastic beads. I think they are actually moving on up the economic ladder with some delicious pizza.

I hear Phil Mickelson has already taken advantage of the offer.

In case of Sammy Sosa's use use stairs.

If he's really a vampire, those corking his bat rumors might get him in some trouble with PETA rather than MLB.

Okay, you can have a scholarship to college. But first you must be born with incredible physical gifts. Then you must be molded from your teenage years into an incredible athlete who embarrasses your peers at the prep level. Then you must be noticed, recruited and welcomed into a D1 program where you hope against hope…

In that Bloomberg article, they refer to "swarms of tiny, ferocious dogs. It's like Chihuahuaville." My chihuahua Izzy would like to clarify, Chihuahua's dont swarm unless it's to give you licks.