PootCarr
PootCarr
PootCarr

"The exceptional has become pedestrian."

There is, of course, no middle ground. You're either one or the other.

This press conference sucks. They should change those E's to R's.

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

FIRST THEY LET SARAH SILVERMAN CALL YOU A SPORTSFAG. NEXT THEY TRACE YOUR IP ADDRESS. DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN BARRY SENDS THE DEADSPIN GESTAPO TO COLLECT YOUR GUNS!!1!1!!!

It makes sense — one of their assistants came over from Baylor this year.

COTY.

Thanks Doug Exeter

What a catastrophe

Before anyone thinks that I'm the Doug in question, rest assured that I don't know how to read.

Are you sure this hasn't been the Browns' strategy all along?

Buccaneers (staph change)

I enjoy the implication that if you don't like Kanye or consider him a genius then it's obviously because he's black...not because he's an egotistical asshole who makes music that not everybody likes

Oh, and Barry Bonds at his "peak" was a juiced up, lying, arrogant, piece of shit that even his teammates hated with a burning passion. Not sure what that had to do with him being black. Of course, this is Gawker so the sun coming up today probably has something to do someone being black

This is a fair point to make, but lumping in the Fox Sports employee's tweet about being simply scared by a man screaming with the larger race comment is a legitimately irresponsible move.

I'm a guy and I think this comment is ridiculous.

They forgot to mention whiskey dick in the list of causes of ED.

A dollar per drink is fine. You know who else's rent hasn't remained fixed since 1991? Everyone's, at $6-$8 a beer these days, a two dollar tip is insane.

Plus I just realized you're the dude who wrote that terrible cheap beer piece, so your opinions on alcohol have been voided.

Pennsylvania loves New Jersey: