You know where he might not have done it 500 times? Stoke. That’s where.

They said Ronaldo was screaming like Mussolini on the balcony. I think it was around minute 83. Their references are hilarious

Ray Hudson GOAT

I don’t have bein in my home tv package but I do watch a fair amount of matches on bein at our local pizza shop. They ran a special today on slices and pints for el Classico.

BREAKING: Devils Place Franchise Tag On Hernandez

That’s a mute point

Damn. Guy had his whole life sentence ahead of them.

To say Ronaldo was obviously off-side on either goal is just wrong. The annoucers—looking at the slow motion replay of the second goal could not even say he was offside—and he really was not. He was even with teh ball when it was played. And on the the first goal, if you stop it at the precise moment when the ball…

College football should be this way

Tell’em, grandpa!

Justice graduated from Marshall, as did his wife and daughter.

The gift of this gif (hard g: piss off, haters. Yes, that includes my son) is all I ever need for today. Although if there is one to correct idiots who write “lead” when they mean “led,” I would combust with joy.

Perfect for when you wanted to do your Sergeant Schultz accent 

Yes, it is starting to look like that.

Josh and Luke are the Aldi private label versions of Peyton and Eli.

That’s what the peasants and bear dogs are for... I’m not risking a kick in the balls

I don’t know how old you are, but I tell people all the time that that one thing is one of the perks of being older. You don’t have to keep up the exhausting facade of “what this? Oh I only like this ironically.” Hell yeah I like Metallica and Britney at the same time!

My condolences to his cousin Marvin.

Coke bottles are the best!

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