Vardy was always a twat.

Muppets - Muppets are both a group (aka The Muppets) and a category...so Fraggles, Sesame St, Muppets etc.. are all muppets but not necessarily Muppets...if you get my drift.

Counterpoint: It’s boring.

This video just reminds me of a few things.

“Dont’u forget about me”

The tragic missed opportunity of a generation, we never got to see Cameron Jordan on the field with Jordan Cameron. It’s like how a previous generation missed out on all those Marino vs Elway match ups.

Jordan Cameron Retires Before Thinking He is Cameron Jordan.

Ryan had been so horribly mismatched, but also because nearly every one of those 12 picks (Jace Amaro in the second round, Jalen Saunders and Shaq Evans in the fourth, to name a few) turned out to be a dud.

While spectators fucked against a nearby parked car, I hope

Lol, he didn’t “knock over” anybody, but if you make that much contact in the box, you’re asking for him to go down. Why wouldn’t he? And you really can’t say this is a foul but not a red. If that’s a foul, then it’s gotta be red.

I normally 10-2 refrain from making puns based on aggregate scores, but Bayern dropping a dime on Arsenal has simply forced my hand.

there’s a rugby podcast that has a game “Springbok or Nazi war criminal”. It’s pure gold.

“These people have awful names.”

“Listen, either you play my music, or we’re playing nothing at all!” - James Dolan.

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

Wait, what evil sorcery are you spouting?!?!?!

Trust me, as a Jets fan, that was them trying.

Wide Men Can’t Jump

Regardless of his conscious choice he would have been accused of match fixing by deciding to eat or not eat the pie because he was aware of the bet, it’s lose lose for him no matter what unless he just decided to not show up.

Wierd, he could have either chose not eat or not eat the pie, the outcome would still be the same with being accused of fixing the bet through his actions regardless of his choice.