“The Kushners remain interested in corruption, and would love to delay the payoff until it doesn’t look so bad.”

Nothing says George Michael like a slow, depressing song and no movement.

Ditto. I thought it was self-indulgent nonsense. But others probably liked it so what do I know

Regardless of the question, the answer is always Aisha.

I honestly thought it was terrible.

Honest question: Was that good?

Not being able to let go of the smallest thing, suggesting his opponents are mentally unstable, and conspicuous files of paper that no one gets to see? Dolan 2024!

Maybe it’s because they’re not the USC Romans.

My uncle said, “Um what version of the song was that?” And I just said, “A better one.”

I call them “Bowl of Soup” suits after the Czernik line in “Caddyshack”:

It would be a bold move, but I would love it if for that episode they had continuity between each skit and just made the entire show like a super dysfunctional West Wing.

I’m going to need her to be like Alec Baldwin and just come back to do that whenever possible. It’s uncanny. She does a better Sean Spicer than Sean Spicer.

Before anyone starts with all of this “It’s because he’s black” crap, let me point out that Wayne Gretzky, despite all his amazing accomplishments, is also not in the Football Hall of Fame.

As always, sportswriters feel like they have the right to “punish” players who wouldn’t play by their rules. What’s also ironic is that TO gave all these voters so much free material to write columns about his entire career, and now they are punishing him for it.

Agreed. First week of working as a busboy at Roberto Evans, “We have a mess in the ladies room and can’t spare a server at the moment”. The bathroom looked like the blood rave scene from Blade, but it was the smell that got me. Screw that manager.

The clots, man. You have to look at the clots.

God damn it, Drew. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING, ASSHOLE.

I’m not a fan of most PSCWs but as a photographer I can assure you that 99% of the people on this website are misreading your anti-Muslin/pro-Linen handle.

I’m a Proud Southern Conservative White Guy(TM), but f*ck stereotypes all around. I just wrote my Congresspeople (all Republicans) urging them to stall Trump as much as possible, if not outright oppose him. If you want to reform immigration, great! But if you want to be an authoritarian asshole to everyone as part of…

This is no time to stick to sports. That’s why I’m boycotting the Pro Bowl.