by far best line in the whole thing, that story had me lol at work esp the end where the kid reminds him

WHAT?!?! So...many...questions...why is s/he so uptight about there being food around? And no flip-flops? Cause THAT’s somehow objectionable but jerkin’ it in literal shit-stew ISN’T?
Assuming this is real of course...

Trump tweet: “Fact: Gregg Popovich is a loser who has never won anything. I only care about what winners have to say. Sad.”

If starfucking had a mascot kept in a cage that was occasionally brought out, Gimp-style, it would be Dakich.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

We’re going to touch down at 4:00 in the fucking morning. So be it. We’ll be ready for their ass. But you ain’t got to tell them we’re coming.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

That was a pretty bad hold, tho

That’s not really fair, they are assholes when they are winning too.

Oakland is further away from LA than Las Vegas. If anything, this means hardcore Raider fans can make weekend trips to Vegas for the games. That drive is easy, at at the end of it, you are in Vegas.

From Blatter to pee?

fave joke thus far:

I wasn’t rooting for either team, but I do enjoy the artistry that went into this meme.

The clock on my wall broke at 4:06 pm last week. So in 14 minutes I’m looking forward to yelling, “Missouri!”

It’s funny reading these replies from people in their 20's who think that people in their 40's secretly yearn to still go to college bars and get fucked every night.

Ok, so we’ve got a group that ends with each team nabbing 3 points a piece, each winning by a score of 1-0.

A truly great player, like Ronnie Lott or Marilyn Manson, would just have them removed so he could keep playing.

Whole reddit dedicated to this:

I can’t wait until he scores a TD next year, then hugs a wall and asks it to marry him. We’ll all laugh and laugh and give each other high-fives.

Moore should feel lucky only missing one play, most players get four games if they take a hit from Bud.