The guy who’s team routinely plays the same playoff-caliber ball with or without him? Yeah. That guy. But your bias is built-in to your name so don’t even pretend to be objective. You’ll be forgiven for it... by someone.

“I have got one job, and dammit, I’m going to do it!” - anonymous Airman First Class.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Why do you hate Protecting The Shield?

Surely there’s someone willing to work for a salary of the finest hookers and generic-brand pharmaceuticals the greater Indianapolis area has to offer... damn, it is going to be Rob Ryan, isn’t it?

I’m sure the first few thousand choices were all born and bread

I was Cincy this weekend and actually saw all this happen - it was nuts. I was down at the New Amsterdam, staring at this yellow-haired girl, then Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with a black-haired flamenco dancer . . . and then he spit on her.

OH HE GON DRANK. CHUH.

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

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SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

PACMAN GON DRANK

Is that you, Mushnick?

Apropos:

No, the vasectomy (a) isn’t that bad, and (b) should be reserved for three consecutive days when you actually do want to sit around with frozen peas on your sack watching sports. My wife sold me on getting one during the World Cup two years ago. Three days to watch awesome soccer and no future possibilities of…

Sark hears news and immediately pops champagne

Right, but then they would return to “ drafting “

Raiders run defense has been lousy all season. Arian Foster should have a HUGE game. 

Is it just me or is the referee overly amused by this turn of events? He appears to be laughing throughout his touchdown call.