RoRou didn’t have much time to get KTFO either.

If she can’t wipe herself at forty, she’ll be able to hire people to do it for her. If you aren’t smart, but physically gifted, sports are a great way to provide a privileged life to your family that you couldn’t possibly achieve in any other manner.

this is the correct take

No. This guy is a pictures guy, not a linguist. Creating something that uses an acronym does not give you license to bend the rules of language.

Also, somebody please go check on Drake.

“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s — oh, uh, sorry.”

This is the biggest Lynn-Manuel drama since Pence saw Hamilton.

wait i’m not sure i get it

I don’t think anyone is confused about what’s going on here.

Ahem...Columbo

I’m no detective, but I think the girlfriend might be upset about something...

Your mom.

Then there’s the old one... an upstart Japanese automaker had planned everything to launch their new car for the United States in less than a week, but they had completely forgotten to give it a name! Panicked, they went to the Germans, begging for their help to name their new car. The Germans asked, “Ja, ve vill help…

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

I don’t think I like you.

Zlatan is upset you didn’t comment on Zlatan’s amazing pass

Having to wait a few months to break into the starting eleven is the worst thing to ever happen to an Armenian.

Only a few million $24/post word-splats to go until he gets his house keys back!

The structure of professional leagues just make no sense

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.