Herm: “In fairness, I can understand why they would leave with this hot job market. Did you know that here in Tempe you can make $1,000 to $5,000 a day? I’m not sure why I can’t tell my boyfriend about it, but my interview is tomorrow.”

That’s great hustle!

Hell, invite the Brazilian Under-23s...

If I hear one word about chicken riggies, just one motherfucking word, I will cut you

“Never mind boys, she said ‘SWAT’ team. Thought for a second we had a WNBA player here,”

“All of a sudden Cutler has moral objections to banging a 16-year old Instagram model? Well, la-di-da!”

he bashed in the first goal of the season just three minutes into Arsenal’s opener against Leicester, which they won 4-3 in dramatic fashion.

Someone print this post out and show it to the cousins in Conklin so they know it’s on.

You leave my sex life out of this!

As I watched them hack at Messi all game, I kept thinking, “You come at the king, you best not miss.”

I also heard something about the thrill of this game lasting longer than four hours, so call your doctor.

HE’S WORKING HARDER THAN A ONE-EYED CAT WATCHING THREE MOUSE HOLES AT ONCE!

I liked when they kicked soccer balls at each other... during the rioting

That’s great hustle.

Of course we would have. Who hasn’t seen the Richard Attenborough documentary “Pootie Tang”?

I think it was That’s My Bush!

He just needs some good old-fashioned mentorship. That franchise needs a leader, someone like...

The next few games?

Forgive me Father, for I have forgot to sayeth... UNO!!!

Half, Eddie! Half!!