Not so fast though. Yeah if this was a real assassination attempt and Trump slunk off like some cuck that’s total beta behavior. On the other hand, he could be running game here and operating everyone. Peacocking via a phony assassination attempt is the ballsiest kind of peacocking and takes a true alpha to pull off.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

honestly, trump is a cuck for having security in the first place. take your threats like a man, you coward.

Bitch, did I stutter?!

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Ummmm...

The confusion came from this — the reporter asked if Smith was progressing on his own or if he’d need a, “concussion protocol aide?”. Only hearing “Cool” and “Aid” Coach Reid instinctively responded “OH YEAH!” 
We apologize for the confusion and will be replacing the shattered wall in the press room immediately.

I want you to go to bed tonight thinking about this guy, and how pretty he is, and how good he is, because all these backs are the same. They’re all pretty, and they’re all special...
it was mostly tongue in cheek... The only point was that Zeke hasn’t been popped yet

What? Excuse my apparently unwarranted condemnation of her head petting in regards to children. Hopefully my own child can leave a sliver of my neck skin attached, I’m going to have him honor kill me out of this. Prior to my decapation I’d like to say, you are being judgmental, my comment was innocuous. *severed head…

No they were obviously puppets, remnants from Lucasfilm’s buyout, but I wasn’t fooled. *poops in a old can of beans then puts it back in his refrigerator, gets back in tin foil space suit, and continues fighting the Galgamecks*

Hey I have nothing but admiration and respect for Hillary, didn’t really mean my comment in a pejorative manner. Just hard for me to picture her cracking up at baby Pope/doing a Superman pose with a little tyke.

This is in direct opposition with my mental image of current Obama chain smoking in his leather jacket and mirror shades cruising around on his rad Harley but it is very cute. I’m pretty sure neither of our current presidential candidates would be great with children, Trump would just make them start weeping and…

“I’M RICK JAMES, BENCHED!”

Hope he makes a quick return from the 3-day disabled list.

Jesus Christ tried to steal second.

This is dumb, and you should feel bad.

I’ll bet no one saw anything like this coming. Usually these public/private partnerships are great for both parties and a real positive for the surrounding community.

If you can sweet talk women, why is she still pregnant?

Can we PLEASE make it a policy to ignore any comment that includes gray-grubbing or self-pitying whines about being in the grays?

Last time Bill was a part of a historical sporting event, Daffy Duck was there. Guess what happened then? Yeah, earth was saved