Jalen Ramsey Won’t Hesitate To Get Ejected Again

“Hey...why dont we play that Hackensack kid or Tom Petty?”

So how many plane tickets did he owe the head groundskeeper at M&T Bank?

I can’t wait to remind my Jets friends that God is listening to their sob-filled prayers, and that he just doesn’t give a fuck

What in the Trumpian hell is Fitz thinking with these comments about the owner, the GM and the coach? He played like garbage for six weeks, got benched for GENO FUCKING SMITH, then manages to sneak back into a game when the inevitable Geno injury strikes, he performs adequately enough that the possibly-even-more-haple…

Fitzpatrick: (throws 9 interceptions in Week 8)

Better than the Falcons and their brief slogan “Weak Dogs Get Drowned”.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

This is funny to me because everyone here is so sex work positive. If there’s nothing degrading about being a prostitute, why is it insulting to assume someone would have sex for money? Also she does already have sex for money so what’s the difference

Ratings are down.

“This has been another edition of Sour Grapes Theater, brought to you by Chopped Liver brand geriatric supplements...Is your mee-maw getting her RDA of anti-schlerotic coagulents in her catfood as she shuffles off this mortal coil?”

Phrasing...

Not surprised to see Penn State have its way with a young OSU team.

Unranked Penn State knocked off #2 The Ohio State

No, I’m in no way saying that this linking of Pulisic to Barça—which amounts to absolutely nothing more than idle speculation, the kind that appears countless times in the papers that cover the Europe’s biggest teams and links them to all number of great and/or presumably soon-to-be great players, probably 0.01…

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Her voice trying to be Tim Curry makes me keep waiting for her to call out for Korben

I don’t think you are completely off base. The kick was illegal, it probably should be a fine, but players try to trip other players all the time. Sometimes they succeed and draw a tripping penalty. Like this was stupid and illegal but I don’t see it as malicious.

“After reviewing the video evidence, and consulting with our teams physicians, we have concluded Ben Roethlesberger did not suffer a concussion” - NFL Memo in 3 days.