Ya couldn’t have taken one for the team and gone to see Limp Bizkit back in ‘95 and saved us all a lot of trouble?

Werth is out at home by 10 yards, Scherzer is pulled before he reaches 100 pitches, and we’re talking about a balk? Fuck the balk.

The late movie star is auctioning off 87 bicycles for charity

If you’re an old, like I am, you were taught to type on a typewriter; that muscle memory is hard to let go.

This evidence seems pretty damning:

Short-form Foodspin trailer

How many episodes until they do Skyline Chili?

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

Come on, that’s not really all that weird. Cut the man some slacks.

Where did the kicker shit the bed on that one? I watched the play over and over because, as a Chargers fan, I like to torture myself.

To: rslwn

Fish scale?

My wife took me to Texas de Brazil for my birthday one year and expected sex afterwards. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, LADY.

There’s no way that media empire receives sustainable advertising. Duluth Trading only has so much money.

Has been said before, but bears repeating:

1. A player may not harm the Shield or, through inaction, allow the Shield to come to harm.

This is completely unrelated, but back in the day I used to play Madden with the Titans (is that the right team? I am too lazy to look it up) just to taunt my friends with a My Sharona parody composed purely of “nuh”s and shouting “ROB BIRONAS” instead of “my Sharona.” I was and am an obnoxious ass.

I wouldn’t recommend it.

Very well said.