You almost had me. You magnificent bastard.

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I think the smartest thing I heard after the debate was the suggestion that she may have not chopped his head off because she has it in the bag. If she’d dealt a knockout blow, the GOP could (in theory) pull something out of a hat and get a better candidate in there.

Don’t mud wrestle with a pig. You’ll get dirty, and he’ll have a good time.

This is a serious issue your blatant racism and misogyny isnt helping

Maybe if there was some diversity in the locker room these players wouldn’t say such horrible things about Donald Trump ever think of that

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

He gets better with age, doesn’t he? His fuck field is nearly barren.

In cases of legitimate rapists winning the Republican nomination, well, the female electorate has ways to shut the whole thing down.

My dog ate an orange highlighter last night. In a few hours I should be able to send you a picture of my idea for what should play Trump.

I think he’s an NHL goalie.

Christ on a cracker, now I know what my nightmares will consist of this night.

DRIVE THE LANE HILLZ

Well, I have that thought in my head now.

If you do a 2nd season at 0-16, they upgrade your brown paper bags to plastic ones.

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

Here is another great one.